Saturday Knight

On Saturday night, I hopped into my car
To pick up a girl I drove upto the nearby bar
I was extremely sad, as I was single
Not a pocket of mine did jingle
So I asked for water, as I could not afford a quarter
When I was looking all around
A girl wearing a mini-skirt I found
Walked upto her and I tried to flirt
In return I received a whole lot of dirt
Lovely like her there was no other
But she soon made me her brother
So as the night turns into day
I hope and pray her boyfriend turns out to be gay.